Archive for March, 2009

Miles getting big
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

So our middle kid is getting bigger. Today I told him there would be no more warnings: If he climbed on the couch, he would be sent right on timeout. Having just read an article on how three-year-olds have no concept of the future (kind of like teenagers only cuter), I decided to see how well his short term memory functioned.

“Miles, what did I just say?”

“Not to climb on the couch.”

“That’s right. And what will happen if you do climb on the couch?”

“I dunno.”

So I told him again. As he turned away I said…

“Miles, look at me. What did I just say?”

“I dunno.”

“What will happen if you climb on the couch?”

“I dunno.”

Repeat ad infinitum.


But we are finding creative outlets for his energy. He’s been taking a lacrosse-for-kids class at the community center. He really likes it and is really advanced for his age. It’s too bad he’ll probably only be my size.

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He’s also talking on the phone like some lovestruck high schooler. Here he is on Ben’s bed, chatting it up with his grandpa.

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DC trip
Monday, March 30th, 2009

Brooke didn’t believe me that I had to stay in Washington DC for the whole conference. Truth be told, I probably didn’t, but I wasn’t going to pass up this chance. The last time I was there the conference was across town, and I didn’t get to the National Mall. The time before that I was meeting on the Lincoln Memorial end of the Mall, but I only had time to run into part of the American History Museum.

This time my hotel was two blocks from the Capitol, and I intended to take full advantage of this trip. Over the next couple of days, I’ll post reviews of some of the places I visited.

The blossoms were just coming out. It made me homesick for Blossom Valley.

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Sunday means twins pics
Sunday, March 29th, 2009

I’m finally clearing off the cellphone and digital camera. Here are some of the more recent shots of our mushrooming babies.

UPDATED: Fixed one of the captions to reflect the latest hypothesis as to which twin is which.


Asher’s the upside-down one who looks less-amused.

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Isaac, showing his displeasure. I was trying to get a shot of his lip sticking out, but I missed it.

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Asher’s on the left.

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Asher.

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This is typical: One baby (Issac, I think) is crying while the other is being rocked in his bouncer. If you look carefuly, you can see my foot doing the rocking.

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A couple shots of Issac being happy.

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“I am altering the deal…”
Thursday, March 26th, 2009

I think I should have a subtopic under “Politics” for these issues… Maybe “The government giveth, the government taketh away.”

Two posts ago I concluded with Darth Vader’s comment about “altering the deal,” to describe what congress has done to AIG. (They gave money with no strings attached, even guaranteed payouts could go forward, then feigned indignation that the bonuses were paid out. Now they want to exercise some control over the money they gave… They want to “alter the deal.”)

There are two more deal-alterations in the news: One’s real, the other is predicted.

First, West Virginia (you know, the least happy state in the Union) wants to force random drug screening on people receiving government aid – food stamps (including WIC?), welfare (“Baby-your-baby”?), or… get this… unemployment benefits.

I understand the rationale (if you’re getting government assistance, you shouldn’t be spending your money on drugs), but it is a typical, shortsighted measure. Drug tests are not 100% accurate (see my posts on doping in cycling), and this bill has the potential to drive needy people into a state-run hell. In many states law enforcement would be required to forward every failed test (imagine a single mother who used her food stamps to buy poppy seed muffins) to child protective services – an organization with all the powers of the government, but none of the oversight.

Hey, lawmakers are paid with taxes, as are school teachers and policemen. Shouldn’t we be checking that they aren’t using our money to buy drugs? I propose mandatory random drug screening for all public servants.

The second “I’m altering the deal” situation is one I’ve alluded to in the past. Education Week is pretty much the only place I’ve seen anyone caution schools about taking federal stimulus money. You think No Child Left Behind was bad (BTW, that was also an “I’m altering the deal”), wait until Washington DC controls 40% of a school districts’ funding.

Putting parents in their place
Monday, March 23rd, 2009

I’m not a fan of CNN’s Jack Cafferty, but this line out of his new book is spot-on:

Some parents still have this attitude that their kids are too special to be burdened by discipline. And the rest of us are supposed to put up with their little mutants. That attitude really pisses me off.

(Thanks to one of my students for Facebooking the article.)

Why AIG employees should keep their bonuses
Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

I just got back from Washington DC, where I presented at a conference on Title VI of the Higher Education Act. The keynote was delivered by Madeleine Albright, who blew me away with her self-effacing humor, but underwhelmed me through her devotion to a single party.

No trip to DC is complete without a stroll through one or more of the Smithsonian museums. I bought Brooke another Monet magnet, and bought the boys a wall-sized reproduction of all four pages of the U.S. Constitution. They’ve been watching our Schoolhouse Rock DVD and singing the preamble song.

But something caught my eye in this document.

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The fourth line in Article I, Section 9, reads

No Bill of attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.

A bill of attainder is a method by which congress would circumvent the judiciary by passing a law to punish an individual or group for a supposed wrongdoing. In other words, if you or I do something wrong, our guilt should first be established through the courts, and a judge should then determine the appropriate punishment (in the form of a sentence). Congress cannot go around the courts by passing a law that says, “Joe Schmoe must serve 60 days in prison.”

Ex post facto is Latin for “after the fact.” If you or I do something congress thinks is wrong, but for which there is no law, they can’t pass a law and apply it retroactively to our actions.

Now, think about the AIG bonus situation. Whether AIG employees deserve a bonus is irrelevant. Whether AIG is contractually obligated to dole out these bonuses is also irrelevant. The firm offering the money and the employees accepting the payout may be morally unjustified, but this isn’t a question of right or wrong; it is a matter of legality.

The AIG bailout bill did not stipulate how AIG could use the money. In fact, Senator Chris Dodd inserted language into the monstrous stimulus bill protecting such bonuses. Congress has no legal standing to forbid such bonuses, and passing a law forcing those who received the bonuses to forfeit their “earnings” through outrageous new tax code violates the Constitution our representatives swore to “support and defend.”

Some say that congress should initiate a RICO investigation. That would be appropriate because the executive branch would carry out the investigation and the judiciary branch would rule whether any offense occurred. (Eg. Checks and balances. I know, high school civics was a long time ago, huh?) But that’s not what they’re doing here.

What’s happening in this case should scare every single American citizen. No person or property is safe once the legislature is allowed to ignore the Constitution. One day the bill of attainder will be aimed at a group to which you belong. One day you will have accepted some government benefit only to be told, “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

Hey, government: Keep your grubby paws off my Roquefort
Saturday, March 21st, 2009

I’ve never done this, but I’m pleading with you all to write your local congress critters and respectfully ask them to reverse the pending 300% tariff on my favorite cheese. Roquefort may be an acquired taste, but the 100% government overhead we’ve been paying since 1999 was already unfair. It’s also Ben’s favorite cheese, and the new tariff will make it almost impossible for us to get our sliver of white-and-green heaven. Don’t make us skimp on the twins’ diapers! Write your senators and representative today!

No to unfair levies! Yes to fair cheese trade!

:)

On multiples
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

I’ve hesitated to post on this, but I really want to get this off our chests. When the twins were about six weeks old, a kind older woman (who had raised twins herself) told us, “You may as well’ve had four. You’d get more help that way.”

In no way do I mean to minimize the visits, meals, and other help we received from family, friends, and colleagues. The assistance has been welcome and needed. But most of it goes home at each night when Brooke makes her visit to her own private hell. (I only have to visit once in a while.) Mothering two babies is more stressful than any of us can imagine because those mothers have the last-resort responsibility – the buck stops with them.

But, yes, we would have to agree with our friend, that we probably would get even more help with four than we have gotten with two.

So, imagine our horror as not one, two, or three, but probably close to a dozen people (some total strangers) append to their “Awe, so cute,” the question, “Aren’t you glad you didn’t have eight?!?!?” While this obvious reference to the now infamous Californian octomom, Nadya Suleman, is meant to… I dunno’… What did they mean?… What we heard was, “Having twins can’t be that difficult. After all, people are having eight now.”

Brooke has commented to me for the last few weeks that even octomom doesn’t know what it’s like to “have” eight kids because they’re all still in the hospital. Guess what? Having twins (or any number of children) would be a chinch if a) they weren’t constantly breastfed, and b) we could send them to the nursery when we need sleep.

Now I’m in my hotel room in DC, watching a congressional hearing on CNN (the hearing is actually taking place about two blocks from here), and the ticker scrolls: “Octomom brings two babies home from hospital.” All I can say is, “Good luck to you, lady. You’ll need it.”

Twins Update
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

As if they needed another weapon in their you-should-pick-me-up arsenal. They’re already proficient at the puppy dog eyes, the lower lip pout, the glottal whine (‘eh’eh’eh…), and the flat out scream. Now they’ve started smiling.

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On the flip side, they’ve started drooling… alot. Ben was that way and he teethed very early. We’ll have to see about these two.

Apple Lies
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

I’m a Mac user, not a disciple. I have an iMac and a MacBook because my employer provided them, so although I am proficient at Mac OS X, I’ll still take Apple to task once in a while. This week I caught something on their website that irked me a bit.

Apple has released a new iPod Shuffle. Normally I wouldn’t comment on it since an MP3 player without a screen is like a car with a black windshield, but this time Apple has added a voice synthesizer that tells you what songs are coming up, etc. They claim on their website that it’s “the first music player that talks to you.”

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That isn’t even close to the truth.

In fact, it’s not even the first iPod that “talks to you.” Rockbox, a free alternative firmware for several MP3 players including the iPod line, has had voice capabilities not because it was hip to do so, but to aid visually impaired listeners navigate their playlists.

But here’s the kicker: Apple specifically included new hardware in their 6th generation iPods to keep buyers from installing Rockbox (or any other 3rd-party software). In other words, Apple locked their customers out of a talking music player, released their own, and now claim to be the first to market.

Very, very, uncool.